"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/09/2014 at 16:59 • Filed to: Oops
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"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/09/2014 at 16:59 • Filed to: Oops | 0
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In Houston this morning, a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and assaulted a local dry cleaners with his Porsche Panamera. Or did he just want to have his high performance German sedan starched and pressed?
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There were luckily no human injuries to report, but the Porsche is said to have sustained some pretty decent front end damage. The store was obviously all bashed in, but I'm willing to bet a paycheck that the driver has insurance. Just a reminder to all of us out there:
"R" stands for reverse, and the skinny pedal makes the car go vroom. Also, don't hit buildings with your $100k plus vehicle.
GhostZ
> PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 17:18 |
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and assaulted a local dry cleaners
Picture of the driver.
It was you all along, wasn't it?
m2m, apex detective
> GhostZ
09/09/2014 at 17:30 |
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Hm. Now that you mention it, this strikes me as the designated Panamera ... pilot.
claramag, Mustaco Master
> PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 17:58 |
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confused pedals? Didn't know Toyota worked on the Panamera
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PatBateman
> GhostZ
09/09/2014 at 18:31 |
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SHH. You'll blow my cover.
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PatBateman
> claramag, Mustaco Master
09/09/2014 at 18:31 |
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SURPRISE!!
ranwhenparked
> PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 19:01 |
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Well, I mean, I can see how this happens, the pedals are the same size and same orientation and all.
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PatBateman
> ranwhenparked
09/09/2014 at 19:16 |
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And they're both below the steering wheel. I mean, who puts both pedals there?!